Definition Examples 01/04/2012
Peripheral vision Using the urinal when a stranger creeps in and uses the one on the side of you. Anticipate When a wife looking to divorce her husband knows he will ask for the custody of the kids, so she highers a Private Investigator to catch him cheating. (I stumbled upon this example on www.yourdictionary.com/anticipate) 1 Comment Under Pressure 01/02/2012
It's hard to come up with funny comics when a freakishly large pointer finger gets violent! Wal*Mart Add 11/04/2011
While I was sitting in the hospital I picked up this Wal*Mart ad. After a long stressful day of moving into our new apartment and my wife not feeling well (why we were at the hospital), this Wal*mart ad gave us a good laugh. 1. See anything funny about this ad?  2. I've zoomed in so you can't miss it. Was the jaw dropping Dino with eyes looking up at barbie an accident or deliberate?  McMiracle 10/31/2011
Was Jesus tempted to make a McMiracle? I've wondered if Jesus was ever tempted to impress people by bringing things from the future. "Hey Paul, check out my iPad!" However, I doubt it. Why? Because anything we have ever made or ever will can't compare to what Jesus already saw and left in heaven.  God's Humor 10/27/2011
 When did Adam realize God was funny? 1. When he saw how a Sloth's every movement seems to be preceded by 100 calculations?  2. Or saw a large anteater trying to fill up on tiny ants?  3. Or was it synchronized Narwhal swimming? 4. No. I'm convinced it was the Snail eye. Just stare at the eye of a snail for 30 seconds and try not to smile.  Honest Mistake 10/20/2011
We have all made the mistake of drawing the wrong conclusion, but we have to admit the disciples had a good reason.
 Awkward Moments 10/19/2011
1. With the most primitive paint program available, Josh patiently made this picture.  2. I was worried that maybe this idea was a little too touchy, but I sketched it out and it was approved by my "editors" (my wife and mom).  3. Next, I went to Google to see what a Roman and Executioner actually looked like.  4. Finally, some fun with colors.  It's getting ridiculous! 10/17/2011
 1. First there was the Jesus Fish.  2. Then the Darwin fish.  3. Then the Jesus Fish grew big enough to eat the Darwin fish.  4. Then the Darwin fish evolved into a killer Dinosaur. My friend Jonathan said, "This trying to out do the other is getting out of hand." He thought it would be funny to see someone constructing a vehicle that not only looked like the Jesus fish but could obliviate all Darwin vehicles that got in the way (or parked at Wal*Mart).  AT THIS MOMENT, HENRY BEGAN TO PANIC AS HE TRIED TO REMEMBER WHERE HE PARKED. | ArchivesJanuary 2012 Categories |
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