<![CDATA[Bad Theology - Blog]]>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:07:44 -0800Weebly<![CDATA[Definition Examples]]>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:36:12 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2012/01/definition-examples.htmlPeripheral vision 
Using the urinal when a stranger creeps in and uses the one on the side of you.

Anticipate
When a wife looking to divorce her husband knows he will ask for the custody of the kids, so she highers a Private Investigator to catch him cheating. (I stumbled upon this example on www.yourdictionary.com/anticipate) ]]><![CDATA[Under Pressure]]>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:19:13 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2012/01/under-pressure.html
It's hard to come up with funny comics when a freakishly large pointer finger gets violent!
]]><![CDATA[Wal*Mart Add]]>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:14:56 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2011/11/walmart-add.htmlWhile I was sitting in the hospital I picked up this Wal*Mart ad.  After a long stressful day of moving into our new apartment and my wife not feeling well (why we were at the hospital), this Wal*mart ad gave us a good laugh.

1.  See anything funny about this ad?  
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2.  I've zoomed in so you can't miss it.  Was the jaw dropping Dino with eyes looking up at barbie an accident or deliberate?
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]]><![CDATA[McMiracle]]>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:41:40 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2011/10/mcmiracle.htmlWas Jesus tempted to make a McMiracle?
I've wondered if Jesus was ever tempted to impress people by bringing things from the future.  "Hey Paul, check out my iPad!"  However, I doubt it.  Why?  Because anything we have ever made or ever will can't compare to what Jesus already saw and left in heaven.      
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When did Adam realize God was funny?  


1. When he saw how a Sloth's every movement seems to be preceded by 100 calculations?
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2.  Or saw a large anteater trying to fill up on tiny ants?
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3.  Or was it synchronized Narwhal swimming?

4. No.  I'm convinced it was the Snail eye.  Just stare at the eye of a snail for 30 seconds and try not to smile.
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]]><![CDATA[Honest Mistake]]>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:01:49 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2011/10/this-sketch-and-idea-was-submitted-by-joshua-empingham-of-sacramento-ca.htmlWe have all made the mistake of drawing the wrong conclusion, but we have to admit the disciples had a good reason.
  • When the disciples saw him walking on the lake, they were terrified. “It’s a ghost,” they said, and cried out in fear (Matthew 14:26).
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]]><![CDATA[Awkward Moments]]>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 23:58:34 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2011/10/this-idea-was-submitted-by-joshua-empringham-of-sacramento-ca.html1. With the most primitive paint program available, Josh patiently made this picture.
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2.  I was worried that maybe this idea was a little too touchy, but I sketched it out and it was approved by my "editors" (my wife and mom).
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3. Next, I went to Google to see what a Roman and Executioner actually looked like.
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4. Finally, some fun with colors.
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]]><![CDATA[It's getting ridiculous!]]>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:23:54 -0800http://www.badtheology.net/1/post/2011/10/its-getting-ridiculous.htmlPicture


1.  First there was the Jesus Fish.  
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2. Then the Darwin fish. 

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3. Then the Jesus Fish grew big enough to eat the Darwin fish.
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4. Then the Darwin fish evolved into a killer Dinosaur. 
My friend Jonathan said, "This trying to out do the other is getting out of hand." He thought it would be funny to see someone constructing a vehicle that not only looked like the Jesus fish but could obliviate all Darwin vehicles that got in the way (or parked at Wal*Mart). 
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AT THIS MOMENT, HENRY BEGAN TO PANIC 
AS HE TRIED TO REMEMBER WHERE HE PARKED.
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